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Bloods take the guessing out.

The opening slide of Roan Heming's talk, Bloods take the guessing out: a cast of cartoon characters lined up like a team photo, with the brain as the manager, the thyroid, the heart, the muscle, the kidney twins, a red cell, the liver as head coach and a white cell.

An online talk for your team on the health and performance markers in a blood test, for anyone working in health and performance.

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What the talk covers

  • Why test, and why start with the full picture.
  • What the markers say about training, food, recovery and sleep.
  • Every result read three ways: the lab's range, what healthy looks like, and what training needs.
  • The signs to look out for, and when to refer on.

No medical background needed.

Cartoon slide from the talk, Meet the team inside: the body's organs as a rugby team on a pitch. The brain is the manager and the liver the head coach; the thyroid sets the pace, the heart is the pump, white cells are security, the kidneys do the clean-up, red cells make the delivery and the muscle does the work.
Meet the team inside
Cartoon slide from the talk, Health and performance are two different peaks: health is a broad plateau with houses and trees, and base camp; performance is a narrow spire with a lifter on the summit. On the way up the blood records the cost: ferritin, T3 and testosterone down, CK and liver enzymes up. Below the plateau, a man sits at rock bottom.
Health and performance are two different peaks
Cartoon slide from the talk, White cells: your free stress and recovery gauge. A dial reads the ratio of neutrophils to lymphocytes from fine to early warning to see your GP. Beside it the white cells as characters: neutrophils the foot soldiers, monocytes the clean-up crew, eosinophils for allergy and parasites, and lymphocytes the SWAT team.
White cells: your free stress and recovery gauge

Slides © Roan Heming. Please don't copy or share them without permission.

After the talk

Everyone who comes is set up to send clients for a blood test.

  • Your sign-upA page for your team. Register once for your own code.
  • Their first testThe Comprehensive: over 70 markers, including the ones the GP leaves out. Blood taken at a clinic near them, every marker read by me, and a written report.
  • Their resultsI go through them with you, after the first test and each retest, when your client adds your name at checkout.
  • The handoutThe key points from the talk, to keep.

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